Sugar Level Strategist Gifts

"Sergio, to help you manage your diabetes, I'm changing meal plans."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Board Game Hunter

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

Bored Baker

'Will you make the final table?'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'

"Go human."

"Here's my quarterly report."

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

No Need To Hurry! Everything Must GO!

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

Woman uses her crutches to make herself appear lighter.

"You're prediabetic. I can't help you unless you decide to eat less sugar - or more sugar."

'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

Woman weighs herself on scales, holding helium balloons.

Cheating on the Scales.

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

Frank's Diet Progress.

The new Candy-B-Gone blinders made Tina's shopping trips much easier.

"Harold, I think your obsession about your weight is getting out of hand!"

"Don't look left or right!"

'....Ahem, Ms. Caldwell, I'd like to have a few words with you.'

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

Supply and Demand.

'You are very highly recommended for making retirement savings and lifespans come out even.'