Price Drop Strategist Gifts

No Need To Hurry! Everything Must GO!

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Standard And P****d.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

Stock market books.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

To Stock Exchange

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Wall Street Investing.

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

I think I can...

Institutions Controlling Money

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"Grog understand supply and demand."