Price Strategist Gifts

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

Supply and Demand.

Antique dealer examining a ring

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

World Economic Crisis.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Are we broke yet?'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"I just..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.