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"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

Supply and Demand.

Antique dealer examining a ring

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

World Economic Crisis.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Are we broke yet?'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'