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Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

Stocks Go Down.

Middle computer

'What I really miss is being able to blame my broker.'

"Here's a list of drug companies in my stock portfolio - could you prescribe something made by one of them?"

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"We're working on a vaccine to make portfolios immune to economic downturns."

"A fool and his money are soon parted."

"Does it say what we use for money?"

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

"Today, stock holders sought safety in treasuries, treasury holders opted for hi-yield bonds, and bond holders fled to growth stocks."

'What do you recommend for someone who missed the dot-com boom but won't miss the social security bust?'

'Stocks fell on investor jitters that there's nothing to be jittery about.'

Stock market books.

"Why a market 'correction'? Why can't the market get it right the first time?"

To Stock Exchange

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

"You can come back down now, Harlow. The Dow has started to climb back up."

Buy Low Sell High

'Okay, who's the joker who spread the rumor about 'Mad Dow' disease?'

'Did you want the short term investment chart or the long term chart?'

"When I said 'buy low, sell high' I was just referring to stocks in general, not just marijuana stocks, Mr. Arlo."

Investment Books: How To Be One Of Those People Who Doesn't Follow The Crowd.

Tortoise (small stocks) winning against the hare (big stocks).

"What's the definition of a long term investment?"

'I prefer to look at the market as half bull.'

Share Prices - Looking at some of those share prices, I'd say we're moving from a bull market into an old bull market.

Long term interest rates continued to go up...buy/hold/sell.

Wall Street Investing.

We have tumultuous stocks for tumultuous times."

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."