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Institutions Controlling Money

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

EU and India partnership.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

The Invisible Hand of the Market

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'We're counting on inflation.'

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Money, I'm home!'

'Profit in the garbage.'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

"We have to make massive cuts so we can reduce debt... which will cut into growth which is needed so we can make massive cuts..."