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'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

-"My new business is a total flop!" -"Remember what I told you..Do research!"

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

"I'm flexible. I like to buy low and sell high or buy high and sell higher."

Trust me, you said. Technology gives us a competitive advantage, you said.

Stock Market.

Now hiring: "Selling short" specialist.

Global Economy.

'Buy... sell... buy... sell... buy...'

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Alan Greenspan - "Economic growth has slowed appreciably. There is no irrational exuberance in the market."

Market movers (Tanks).

'My investment objective is just to keep up with the price of gas and prescription drugs.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

A bull among bears

"What have you got to complain about? Not only do you represent financial success, you've got the studly image to boot."

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

Got Out of the Market in 2008

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Dow 30,000 acrophobia

"I have good news on your investment portfolio. There's nowhere to go but up."

'We've gone into partnership.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'It's a glorious day over Wall Street today, with barely a 20 chance of the sky falling.'

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'

The Invisible Hand of the Market

'Profit in the garbage.'

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'I like to stay one step behind the competition, that way we can ride in their draft.'

Insider knowledge weight heavily on his mind.

'Congratulations Mr Marney. Your junk bonds have been upgraded to recyclables.'

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.