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Institutions Controlling Money

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

EU and India partnership.

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

The Invisible Hand of the Market

Pre-Old Blues

Standard And P****d.

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'We're counting on inflation.'

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"We have to make massive cuts so we can reduce debt... which will cut into growth which is needed so we can make massive cuts..."

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'Money, I'm home!'

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'