Pricing Strategist Pillows

'We could see the product for $14.95 but we're working to get it up to $49.99.'

'Normally we just come up with some ludicrously high figure depending on how deep we think your pockets are, then we offer you a huge 'discount' to bring it down to about twice what we actually need.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

"Epiphany!!! . . . I'm running the cafe as a communist utopia!...I've charged everyone exactly the same for their muffins, when I should have means-testing. If you can afford to pay $650 for a muffin, well then by Ayn Rand, that's exactly what I should charge you."

'I love the new price stickers with the larger barcodes...although it might be getting out of hand.'

Marked down prostitute.

Supermarket Price Wars.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'The recession is over, again.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'Are we broke yet?'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"I just..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.