Pricing Strategist Mugs

'We could see the product for $14.95 but we're working to get it up to $49.99.'

'Normally we just come up with some ludicrously high figure depending on how deep we think your pockets are, then we offer you a huge 'discount' to bring it down to about twice what we actually need.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

"Epiphany!!! . . . I'm running the cafe as a communist utopia!...I've charged everyone exactly the same for their muffins, when I should have means-testing. If you can afford to pay $650 for a muffin, well then by Ayn Rand, that's exactly what I should charge you."

'I love the new price stickers with the larger barcodes...although it might be getting out of hand.'

Marked down prostitute.

Supermarket Price Wars.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'The recession is over, again.'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"I just..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.