Price Strategy Seeker Mugs

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

How leaders fail

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

Standard And P****d.

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

The Invisible Hand of the Market

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"