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Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

How leaders fail

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

The Invisible Hand of the Market

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'