Currency Strategist Pillows

Cultivating money.

Bailouts undermine the greenback.

Sarkozy & Merkel - Balancing act.

Mario Draghi

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

World Economic Crisis.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"I just..."

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.