Currency Strategist Gifts

Cultivating money.

Bailouts undermine the greenback.

Sarkozy & Merkel - Balancing act.

Mario Draghi

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

World Economic Crisis.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"I just..."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."