Currency Crisis Consultant Gifts

Yanis Varoufakis

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Watering Money

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Loan Alley

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Russia Money Laundering

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'And these are the projections if we stop doing silly things like paying the employees.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

That might not work, EU...

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

The euro as a monster

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"The new technology means we can watch our shares fall on four different continents."

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

Sales company

Cultivating money.

The Crippled Euro

Bank. Take one $. I guess it is nice of the, but it doesn't do much for my confidence in the dollar.

'Brain eating zombies attacked your economic advisers!...The zombies starved to death.'