Fall Strategist Gifts

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

The Last Leaf

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Harold, you've changed."

"Devi's brew?"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"The trees are laughing at us."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"We're out of bags."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Basic Instinct

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down