Fall Strategist Prints

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

The Last Leaf

"Harold, you've changed."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Devi's brew?"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

The Horn of Unanswered Email

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

Basic Instinct

"We're out of bags."

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"