Storm Strategist Prints

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Member of two trade unions

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

I love thunderstorms!

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Award Winning Photographer

Unison plans strikes

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

"But heat rises, so it's cold down here."

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!

Umbrella fight.

Protecting batteries from the sun

'I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse think is pure genius!'

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

Lightning Strikes a Conductor

Bowling Pin Strike

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

'These things really do sound like a train.'

Political Hurricane Forecast.

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"