Storm Strategist Prints

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

Member of two trade unions

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

I love thunderstorms!

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Award Winning Photographer

Unison plans strikes

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

Protecting batteries from the sun

Umbrella fight.

"But heat rises, so it's cold down here."

'I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse think is pure genius!'

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

Bowling Pin Strike

'Of course I'm drunk.'

Lightning Strikes a Conductor

'These things really do sound like a train.'

Political Hurricane Forecast.