Stormy Day Strategist Prints

Umbrella fight.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Thought Cloud

'I'll take ten, please.'

'Storm'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

Sorry, not now, he's brainstorming.

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

"I forgot to call in dead."

"It's a bit derivative."

"But heat rises, so it's cold down here."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

"Your snow fort may be bigger, but mine comes with all the technology of a smart home."

"How about all my desserts for a week, and I take out the garbage?"

Winter shopping

Health food - salt substitute

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

April Showers

"The shovel's just a prop. I contract out the actual snow removal."

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'