Cold Weather Strategist Prints

"But heat rises, so it's cold down here."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

'I'll take ten, please.'

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'How can you tell?'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Global Warming Penguin

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Winter Coat

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'