Snow Day Strategists Prints

"Sorry boss - can't get in today - I'm snowed in."

Housewarming

Rugby players pushing car in the snow.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'I'll take ten, please.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Angels making snow humans

Phone Mittens

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

'Storm'

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Staying Warm.

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Snowman Magic

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Ice skating

Recycled Flake

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

"There's something awfully romantic about all this new-fallen snow, don't you think?"

Turtle Sledge

"Daddy, is it true that snowmen fart snowflakes?"