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"Sorry boss - can't get in today - I'm snowed in."

Housewarming

Rugby players pushing car in the snow.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I'll take ten, please.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Staying Warm.

'Storm'

Phone Mittens

Angels making snow humans

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Snowman Magic

Ice skating

Recycled Flake

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Turtle Sledge

'War is heck!'

"Daddy, is it true that snowmen fart snowflakes?"

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"