Cold Weather Strategist Gifts

"But heat rises, so it's cold down here."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

'I'll take ten, please.'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Global Warming Penguin

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Winter Coat

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

Wintertime Barometer.

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'