Snow Battle Strategist Gifts

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

'I'll take ten, please.'

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'How can you tell?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Battle.

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

BE.. All that you can BE...

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

'War is heck!'

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"But heat rises, so it's cold down here."