Snow Battle Strategist Pillows

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'I'll take ten, please.'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Battle.

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

BE.. All that you can BE...

'War is heck!'

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'I am wearing my bikini!'