Snow Play Strategist Pillows

Man snow blowing dog toys in winter

Snow Devil

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Snowman

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'I'll take ten, please.'

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'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

The Puck Stops Here.

Xylophone Icicles.

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'War is heck!'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"