Snow Play Strategist Pillows

Man snow blowing dog toys in winter

Snow Devil

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Snowman

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I'll take ten, please.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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Xylophone Icicles.

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

'War is heck!'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

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