Snow Cone Strategist Pillows

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I'll take ten, please.'

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'War is heck!'

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

Witch's Snowman.

"It's a bit derivative."

"Frankly, business sucks."

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"But heat rises, so it's cold down here."

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

The world's greatest salesman.

Man snow blowing dog toys in winter

Winter shopping

Where's your dad's car? Under this snow bank.

"How about all my desserts for a week, and I take out the garbage?"

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

'To prepare for our hostile takeover, Bentley here, has arranged for us to have an old-fashioned snowball fight.'

"Your snow fort may be bigger, but mine comes with all the technology of a smart home."