Snow Cone Connoisseur Pillows

The world's greatest salesman.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

His Her Cakes

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Cake Free Zone

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Dog Walker

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

Shaved Ice

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

'You should have ordered one. This is the only one left in the shop!'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."