Cone Connoisseur Pillows

Shaved Ice

Dog Walker

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Cake Free Zone

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

His Her Cakes

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

The Alpha Seltzer

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Baking

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You're never home."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Can you keep a secret?"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'