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SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Shaved Ice

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'I'll take ten, please.'

'Styrofoam.'

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

Building a snowman

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

'War is heck!'

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

A man discovers his son has cut off the antlers on his deer trophy to use as arms for his snowman.

Postman delivering post

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