Snowman Skeptic Pillows

'I never was keen on Bing Crosby...'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

Hot Tub Frosty

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Snowman Tattoo

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

"It's her first snowman."

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'

'It can't last.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'Hey, buddy; can you spare a couple of bucks for a glass of eiswein?'

Ice Fishing.

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

'Let me guess, you're going as a vampire again this year?' 'Let me guess, you're a punk rocker again this year?'

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Snowman

Snowmen

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

'Gesundheit!'