Snowman Skeptic Mugs

'I never was keen on Bing Crosby...'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Gimme the carrot!"

Hot Tub Frosty

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"It's her first snowman."

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

Snowman Tattoo

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

Night of the Living Reindeer

'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'It can't last.'

Ice Fishing.

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

'Hey, buddy; can you spare a couple of bucks for a glass of eiswein?'

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'Let me guess, you're going as a vampire again this year?' 'Let me guess, you're a punk rocker again this year?'

Snowman walking his dog

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Snowman

Snowmen

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

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