Snowman Strategist Mugs

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Shaved Ice

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'I'll take ten, please.'

'Styrofoam.'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Building a snowman

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

'War is heck!'

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

A man discovers his son has cut off the antlers on his deer trophy to use as arms for his snowman.

Postman delivering post

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'