Snowman Humorist Mugs

'Let me guess, you're going as a vampire again this year?' 'Let me guess, you're a punk rocker again this year?'

Rude Snowpeople

Hot Tub Frosty

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Snowman Driver

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'

Snow baby

'Frosty the Fro-Man'

'The picture's snowy.'

"It needs a bit of work."

The dance routine worked better in rehearsals without the hot lights.

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

Snowman Liposuction.

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

Freeze!

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

Turkey hiding in snowman wonders if Thanksgiving is over.

Dinosaurs did not excel in the natural sciences.