Snowman Storyteller Mugs

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

What were you doing in the meadow?

'No ice.'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Snowyphus

Snowman of the Apes

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Snow Crime

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Sand Snowmen

'Do you come here often?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

Frosty, the Golden Years

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Hello, Number 6!"

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.