Snowman Storyteller Gifts

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

What were you doing in the meadow?

'No ice.'

Snowyphus

Snowman ice fishing.

Rude Snowpeople

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman of the Apes

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Whose the new guy?"

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Snow Crime

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'Do you come here often?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Sand Snowmen

Frosty, the Golden Years

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."