Snowy Storytellers Gifts

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Snowman of the Apes

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Filming Christmas

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

"I love this time of year."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"You've got to learn to let go."

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Spring/Summer/Winter

Skiing

'Miss Cole hung it right next to Eddie Doan's sun.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

"She's had work."

"I Preferred Season 3."

Sledding

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'