Snowy Storyteller Gifts

'Are you prepared should one of you melt?'

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.

'We're going to take another look at that play in snow motion.'

"If we come across Punxsutawney Phil, you have my permission to gut him."

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

Frosty Speaks Out

Snowman of the Apes

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

Snowman on the Other Planet.

'He followed me home. I think he's my brother.'

London winter.

"Tests show you've contracted a pretty common skin condition called 'Lazy-Rake Syndrome'."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Filming Christmas

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Snowman Driver

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I love this time of year."

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"You've got to learn to let go."

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'