Snowstorm Storyteller Gifts

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"I Preferred Season 3."

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

"We're expecting some major accumulation."

"If I even hear the word blizzard I gain ten pounds."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

Snowman of the Apes

The lonely figure

"I love this time of year."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Hello, Number 6!"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Bus Stop

Toboggan Hitchhiker

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Trading Places.

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

Flights suspended snowstorm

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"Still snowing upstate?"

Director's Day Off

Andy Johnson, Hardcore Composter

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."