Snowday Storyteller Gifts

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Couple melting the snow around them.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Snowman of the Apes

Filming Christmas

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Rude Snowpeople

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I love this time of year."

A feminist Christmas.

A Salmon Lie

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Knight before Christmas

"Hello, Number 6!"

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"You've got to learn to let go."

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.