Snow Day Humorist Gifts

'I gotta get back to the Caribbean!'

Dinosaurs did not excel in the natural sciences.

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

The rocket powered skiier

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Snowman Driver

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

It's a bit derivative.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'