Snowy Day Humorists Gifts

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Rude Snowpeople

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"Gesundheit!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'It's easy, just wee!'

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Snowman Driver

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Weather today.

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

Santa Elevator

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"