Snowy Day Humorists Gifts

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Rude Snowpeople

Stonehenge Sandcastle

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"Gesundheit!"

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Snowman Driver

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

Weather today.

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

Santa Elevator

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.