Snowbound Jokesters Gifts

'Next time, no house warming.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Snowprov

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Weather today.

Santa Elevator

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

"Stop complaining...now when you wander off in the store, I can find you!"

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

Rude Snowman

"What!! I get hungry standing around all day."

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

"Bless you..."

Santa making the most of his sack.

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

"No father, when I say the man upstairs is angry, I mean my husband."

Snowman horror.