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'Next time, no house warming.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Snowprov

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Weather today.

Santa Elevator

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"Turns out it was all water weight."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

Who's laughing at my antiperspirant now?

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

"Stop complaining...now when you wander off in the store, I can find you!"

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

Rude Snowman

Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.

Making s'mores is not going to end well, Bob.

Santa making the most of his sack.

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

Song Parody on cold weather.

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

"Bless you..."

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

"What!! I get hungry standing around all day."

Snowman horror.