Seasonal Jokesters Gifts

Snowman horror.

"I can't take winter anymore!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"I love this time of year."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

Santa Elevator

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

Minnesota Weather.

"Turns out it was all water weight."

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

Christmas Socks

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Santa's Second Stringers.

The Four Seasonings.

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"