Summertime Jokesters Gifts

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Hotness

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Two piece outfits only.

Shark in the swimming pool.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

'Old fart and the sea'

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

Punch has a smoking break.

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

"Stop complaining...now when you wander off in the store, I can find you!"

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

Snowman horror.

Summertime in Minnesota

Man's T-shirt says: 'PROTECT YOUR EYES: Never look directly at pale legs,'

Santa making the most of his sack.

How to fool a seagull

"No father, when I say the man upstairs is angry, I mean my husband."

"Chilbains? In July!"

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

"Good news... I've left the air conditioner on so the house will be cool when we get home."

'It's the middle of summer and the family is beginning to fear that you're stalking them.'

"I... hate... this... place."