Summer Jokester Gifts

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

I fart more than that!

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Hotness

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"A catfish ate my homework."

Two piece outfits only.

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

The wife made it. Why?

Shark in the swimming pool.

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

"Get out of the kiddy pool Dad."

'Old fart and the sea'

Punch has a smoking break.

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

Devil watering tails.

No U Turn.