Summer Jokester Prints

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

It's my summer robe.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

I fart more than that!

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

Hotness

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"A catfish ate my homework."

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Two piece outfits only.

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

Shark in the swimming pool.

The wife made it. Why?

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

Devil watering tails.

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

'Old fart and the sea'

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

Punch has a smoking break.

No U Turn.