Vacation Jokester Gifts

Man passing travel agency sees sign in window: Go Away!

'Old fart and the sea'

Airport Security.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Farts.

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

Two piece outfits only.

'Are we broke yet?'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

It's my summer robe.

Easter Island.

"People are way too casual when they fly these days."

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Lav-Mummie

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

Excess Baggage: Never let your wife pack for your business trip while she is mad at you.

Pamplona bull instructions - Running with the Idiots.

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"Attention. This is your captain screaming!"

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

Schematic Map of Seaside Heights Town Beach, Summer, 2007

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"