Travel Jokester Gifts

"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

The Island

Baggage Allowance

"What already?"

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'Do you know he's got body parts in that suitcase?'

Excess Baggage: Never let your wife pack for your business trip while she is mad at you.

'Budget Airways.'

Lav-Mummie

Airport Security.

'Did you pack the bag yourself?'

'To counter the competition from the Internet, we've built an actual tourist trap on the split level.'

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"When using the inflatable slide to exit the aircraft, put your hands over your head and yell weeeeeeee!"

"Attention. This is your captain screaming!"

'Remember you insisted we came away to forget-well I forgot to pack your case!!!'

'So where are you going?'

"Look: According to my charts you're dead wrong! This is definitely not Easter Island!"

"People are way too casual when they fly these days."

Snakes Without Masks On A Plane

"We no longer accept snakes as emotional support animals."

"If you don't make this right, I'll never fly your airline again unless it's the cheapest option!"

Carefree luggage.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'